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Alone, you can buy everything except character.

Do you want to get me? Try to break my character, call me, write, bother me, make me angry, make me hate you... And I will do the rest myself, I will take just one step, one step from hatred to love...

God, give me wisdom to understand a man, give me love to forgive him, patience to withstand his character.

To tolerate my character, you need to love me so much

And my character is GOLDEN!!! That's why it's heavy)

It's the little things that show character.

— The most useful experience is to know not your own character, but the character of your friend, and draw conclusions in time. - Or legs.

Harmfulness is not a manifestation, but the essence of my character - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

The main thing in a person is not the mind, but what controls him: character, heart, good feelings, advanced ideas.

Nothing shapes a child’s complex character more than the transition from figure skating to hockey.

My character is like green tea with sugar...few people like it...

Dig me up from under what is covering
The better part of me.

Dig me out from under what hides me
The best part of me.

The higher and thinner a girl’s heel, the more bitchy and stronger her character.

My favorite eyes. The truest view. The best character. The most wonderful habits. I love you, my dog!

“The main thing is the character and soul of a person,” he told her, taking off her clothes..

If a difficult character prevents you from going with the flow and pulls you to the bottom, try to make him dirty.

No one knows the real character of the girl because... it changes often...

Beauty is Appearance, Photography is Art, but in Life, Character and Feelings are more important...

In general, my character is heavy, but my behavior is easy.

If you sow an action, you will reap a habit; if you sow a habit, you will reap a character; if you sow a character, you will reap a destiny.

A person's character is never revealed more clearly than when he tries to describe the character of another person.

The only positive thing she has is the Rh factor - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

The most useful experience is to know not your own character, but the character of your friend, and draw conclusions in time. - Or legs.

(neurosurgeon high):
- I've always been a bore! Can I stay like this?

her character is sugar, covered with gray ash, her thoughts are somewhere in Paris, blown away by the wind...

A person's character can be judged by how he treats those he does not necessarily treat well.

You must have self-esteem. It is very important. Now this is called “self-esteem,” but the essence is the same. People always try to take it away from you. Don't let them. You must have character. Pride.

Character is like a tree, and reputation is its shadow. We worry about the shadow, but in reality we need to think about the tree...

Talent matures in silence, character is tempered in the storms of life. - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

A person is like a wire... the smoother the character, the easier it bends...

My character will ruin me more than once...

Disadvantages of temperament are incorrigible, since temperament is formed independently of our strengths. Character is made up of mind and heart; temperament has nothing to do with it; character therefore depends on education and is therefore susceptible to correction and change.

Watch your habits - they will shape your character, Watch your character - it will become your destiny...

sow a habit, reap a character

If the character as a whole is good, then it does not matter if there are some shortcomings in him.

my character contains an intolerable license

Many are able to withstand the blows of fate, but if you want to truly test a person's character, give him power.

We did not invent our nature and we do not endow ourselves with character: it is given to us along with the lungs, pancreas and everything else.

A person’s character, his behavior, even his lifestyle are determined by what a person actually enjoys.

It is harmful for a woman to think a lot. This spoils her character.

Character consists of consistently carrying out, in both large and small things, what you feel capable of.

A cheerful and cheerful mood is not only a rich source of life's pleasure, but at the same time a strong guardian of character.

Nothing brings people closer together than the similarity of characters.

There are very few beautiful and talkative ones, but a few come across.

Talent is formed in silence, character - in the stormy disturbances of light. - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

One has only to believe in a person more than is usually the case in order to bring out all the best sides of his character.

Nothing shows people's character more than what they find funny.

The character of a people cannot be known by its upper classes, by its gentlemen and ladies - you will find them everywhere, and they are the same everywhere.

When the wind doesn't blow, the weather vane on the roof has its own character.

Character isn't such a bad thing for an angel!

People have equally inexplicable likes and dislikes. One person, who, as reason tells us, is distinguished by decency, for some reason inspires a feeling of hostility and we avoid him, and another, known for his difficult character and other shortcomings, attracts us to himself, as if the very air around him brings us good.

To develop character, it is necessary to make a heroic effort at least twice a day. This is exactly what I do: I get up every morning and go to bed every night.

You don't have to be good in appearance, but have a good character.

Doesn't Lightman seem strange to you?
“He’s rude, impatient, distant—to me, he’s quite normal.”

Character consists of the ability to act according to principles.

Weaker and simpler people are best judged by their characters, while smarter and more hidden people are best judged by their goals.

I drink to those who want to see me fail, to those who think I’m a fool!!

A person's character is never revealed more clearly than when he tries to describe the character of another person.

Edith, you can't do this!
- How can I not do this?! Then why should I be Edith Piaf!

Woe to the one who is smart, but not endowed with a strong character.

You and I are very similar! Two low selfish people.

My reactions are me as I am, and I cannot and do not want to change.

To be soft, tolerant and understanding, you need a certain strength of character.

Cynics have the easiest character, idealists have the most intolerable character. Don't you think this is strange?

I know.. I eavesdropped, daughter.

He is tired of proving that he has a kind and deep soul, so he pretends to be a spiteful and superstitious person, deliberately demonstrating a violent, or even rude, disposition.

The only positive thing she has is the Rh factor!!!

There are people and plants that thrive in the sun. Others wither and die. You will die. You know this and yet you don’t hide in the shadows. Why? Why do you need it?
- There are reasons.
- Well, yes, I guess. And God helps everyone who resists like you. - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

Are you offended?
- no, I just took note

Character is like a tree, and reputation is its shadow. We care about the shade, but what we really need to think about is the tree.

Judged for character traits. Condemned for the properties of nature.

The best evidence of a man's character is the health of his wife.

Every woman is a rebel by nature, and she rebels exclusively against herself.

People of strong and generous character do not change their mood depending on their prosperity or their misfortunes...

Their whole family is like this. The gland is very well developed and produces a bad character.

The fact that you show character does not mean that you have that same character.

A noble man is serene and free, but a low man is disappointed and sorrowful.

Her character is sugar with glass.

Well, what can you do if a girl has such a temper. Now she will announce that she is going to a Sydney brothel to learn in practice the profession of a whore - and even then, you probably won’t be able to dissuade her. Oh, this is Justin's sweetest monster, a real Egyptian execution.

As some Russian writer noted, it is only character that can change with age; a person’s limitations do not change until death...

Who tells you that you are not worthy of a man with a deep mind and a high soul - a man who lived and suffered, and, as you say, would know his own worth? I have no doubt that you are worthy of such a person and would be able to love him. But do you know what this man is like? He has intelligence, soul, and knows his own worth, and therefore, he is already proud and self-loving; I have seen the world and people in more than just novels: this is too enough to be selfish; lived and suffered - it means that he lost a lot, a lot of living strength, and warm beliefs, and bright hopes.

I knew one guy who had such a bad temper that if you poured boiling water down his throat, he would urinate ice cubes.

When there is a grain of perseverance or self-will in the character, minor obstacles are more likely to encourage action than to discourage it.

it's not character - it's silicone.

Laziness builds character if you remember how much effort is required to overcome it. - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

Man himself is no more changeable than an empty hotel room. It’s just inhabited by different guests at different times.

A person's character can be judged by how he treats those whom he does not necessarily treat well.

You know that in other people we are most irritated by those character traits that we do not like in ourselves.

His face expressed both arrogant contempt and warm, tender compassion, as if he were ready to love all things in the world if his character would allow him to forget about their shortcomings.

Character is a useful thing.

You know, Alice, you are starting to miss something much more...

Only music has the power to shape character... With the help of music you can teach yourself to develop the right feelings.

There is nothing more colorless than the character of a spineless person.

A person is a mirror of his character.

There is a certain stubbornness in cacti. They have to break through several cubic meters of stones. The sun doesn't want them to grow, the desert wind doesn't want them to grow, the drought doesn't want them, the night frosts don't want them to grow. And still they make their way to the top. They bristle with their spines, hiding behind their dense shell. And they don’t give up even a millimeter. I feel sympathy for them.

Mom, you are so good! I love you so much! - daughter.
My girl, you are so good! Too good... You will suffer a lot... - mother. - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

If there are losers in life, there are also lucky ones. If there are slaves, there must be masters. If there are weak ones, there must also be strong ones. Everything is determined by a person’s will, his desire for a goal, his character. And character is the basis of personality; without character it is impossible to achieve anything in life.

Real events always happen to people who have internal reserves. They seem like accidents, but they arise out of necessity.

I can’t vouch for my character... I can be called touchy: if I change my opinion about someone, it’s forever.

When a person commits this or that moral act, then he is not yet virtuous; he is virtuous only if this mode of behavior is a permanent feature of his character.

Every person has three characters: the one that is attributed to him; the one he attributes to himself; and, finally, the one that actually exists.

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education

For me, protest means puritanism, a good house and no tattoos.

Talent matures in silence, character is tempered in the storms of life.

Character is determined by action. I think this means that if we do nothing, we will become nothing.

He has a different nature... There are people who, when they sit on a bench on a tram, begin to wiggle their butts, settling down more thoroughly, as if they intend to live in the tram. Why do those who are nearby feel uncomfortable? This is him...

She has an innate timidity, which manifests itself every time she had to fight for her well-being, and even more so in those cases when she does not have enough strength or means for this fight.

The pinnacle of a woman's character is expressed in the responsibilities of a daughter, sister and, over time, wife and mother. This requires self-sacrifice, selfless love and silence in the morning.
If a woman has superiority, for example, an inquisitive mind, it is best to keep it secret, a sense of humor is welcome, wisdom is not - Quotes and statuses - character. About Character.

Reason for divorce? Did not get along. You might think that all the important and interesting people in the world think alike and have a lot in common.

She is passionately drawn to all kinds of entertainment and pleasure, and this is one of the main traits of her character.

The willow bends under the wind until it grows and becomes a wall in its path.

You can't change his temperament, he's too old for that. His temperament was determined and established. The skull, and then temperament, are the two most stubborn attributes of a person.

You can truly learn a person's character when he becomes your boss.

A person's character can be judged by how he behaves with those who cannot be of any use to him, as well as with those who cannot fight back.

Arrogance is not a deliberate course of action, but a character trait.

A person’s true character is revealed precisely in the little things, when he stops taking care of himself

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In Russia, felt boots are not just a national type of footwear. Valenok in Russia is a national type of character.

In character you are a lioness, in soul you are an elegant tit, my love is sparkling with you. I miss you, my love. Zhanna love you.

From time to time we pay dearly... for the manifestations of our character

Each person has three characters: one - for others, the second - true, and the third, which seems true to him.

You will remember my bad character and beautiful eyes forever.

Character can be shown in important moments, but it is created in the little things.

Good character means wealth for life!

If the character as a whole is good, then it doesn’t matter if he has some shortcomings)))

Character is like a penis, the harder it is, the better, but you don’t need to show it to everyone 😀

It’s time to understand a long time ago that people are truly loved for their soul and character, and not for their awesome figure and beautiful eyes.

My character is normal! - It’s just your nerves that are weak!

My character is not difficult, it is individually and especially developed.

My character is golden, that’s why it’s so hard!!!

My character is not the best, but my butt is great...

I hate myself for my stupid character. . I can miss a person madly, but I will never tell him about it.

I don’t regret at all that I have a complex character; it provides me with strong people around.

My character provides me with high-quality natural selection: assholes can’t stand it and are eliminated. But those who endure, well, that means they love!

You learn a person's character only when he becomes your boss.

And my character is wonderful! It’s just that everyone’s nerves are weak...

Sometimes we pay too dearly by showing our character...

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No vulgarities, but only the truth of life - this is what popular statuses about sex describe, because adults are accustomed to perceiving even personal relationships with humor. Of course, funny statuses about sex do not transfer to any personalities, but are only jokes without any hints. There are also statuses with meaning about sex, in which you can glean a couple of caustic remarks for your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are also of a general nature and written with a bit of humor.

Of all the bad habits, the most idiotic one is being faithful to a person who doesn’t need you...

Men remember! what kind of sex was that... the same will be the borscht!!! There will be a wife - undercooked -... and so will the potatoes... undercooked!!!))

We made a light switch in the bedroom that responds to cotton. Now it’s not sex, but a disco!

Topics like: 10 mistakes women make in bed really infuriate me. A woman can only make one mistake in bed - the WRONG MAN!

I wrote down my loved one’s phone number in the phone book as sex.
Now, if he misses my call, then the screen will say: sex missed!

- Darling... Sorry, but when I have sex with you, I think about other women.
- You bastard! By the way, when I have sex with other men, I always think only about you.

So that your butt doesn't get fat,
Warm up your body with sex.
Legs higher, arms wider,
Three or four times a night.

The more sex, the better the figure, the better the figure, the more sex. Ideal system.

Sometimes I want to throw him onto the bed, tear his shirt and rape him, but alas, I’m modest.

Husband and wife in bed. Husband: “let’s squeak the bed, the neighbors will think we’re having crazy sex.” Okay... they creaked. In the morning, the husband sees an empty plate and spoon in the kitchen. Wife: “If you knock on the plate with a spoon, the neighbors will think that you’re full.”

Series! -No, football! -No, series! -Football! -Series! -Football! -Sex! -Ah, to hell with football!)))

If the quarrel does not end in violent sex, then the woman will start a scandal again and again until the man understands the meaning of life.

Late at night, the husband wakes up his wife; “Galya, I want you...” Galya: “Grisha, why was it necessary to wake me up?! Or have you forgotten where it is?”

The guy at the cash register.
- Girl, give me one chocolate bar and ten condoms.
Cashier:
- They won’t give you so many times for one chocolate bar!

Condoms don't break, they burst with pleasure!

Friendship between a guy and a girl happens only after friendly sex.

Casual sex is like a job interview: we will definitely call you.

Lucy, you should give me back the keys, we broke up! What if you come unexpectedly like this, and I’m having sex!
- Not scary. I'll wait a minute and a half.

Briefly about yourself: Year of manufacture 1987. Mileage 25. Light tan color. Height 169cm. The headlights are green. Documents in hand. There is no tuning. The body is not damaged. The roof is in place. The brakes are fine. All options. I start with a half turn...

Cool women's statuses about Sex

X A well-crumpled woman in a rumpled bed always feels rested and rejuvenated.

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N Don't believe a man when he tells you
How insatiable and cool he is.
All this is bragging, but experience will show -
Two poses and eight minutes...

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R It's not sex that corrupts, it's the lack of it...

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R Russian linguists managed to find the origins of the word “SEX”. It turned out that this abbreviation came to us from the times of matriarchy and it stands for as follows: “I AGREE, IF, OF COURSE, YOU CAN”!

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T Oh, what a drunk woman has on her mind, a sober man will never succeed.

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N There are not women who only want sex from men. There are men who have nothing to offer a woman except sex...

M Men are strange creatures: they love bitches, but live with mice, they admire girls in mini-dresses, and wrap their girls in blankets, they fuck, but they look for virgins, they love, but they cheat. And after that you say that we women are strange creatures...?

U The partner brings satisfaction, not sex!

WITH Sex can only be truly amazing when it is combined with love. The rest is fitness.

IN After all, the word “no” is the most reliable contraceptive!

D A man’s dignity is equal to the width of a woman’s smile after sex, and not what you measure with a ruler...

P about statistics, 90% of girls who tell their mother that they will spend the night with a friend today do not even go to bed.

X Do you want to evoke both feelings in a man at the same time - hatred and delight? - Scribble on the hood of his car “You are the best at sex!”

IN seven men need only three things to be happy with a woman - support, fidelity, sex. If you can give this to a man, any man will be there for you.

E for a long, long, long time! If it's a long, long, long time! If it's a long, long, long time... It means your husband is young!!!

TO Race demands sex!

AND Life is a disease that is sexually transmitted!

E If you see me, don't look! And if you look, don’t kiss. Well, if you kiss, then don’t make love to me. And if you make love to me, then DON'T STOP!

AND A woman should dress in such a way that a man would want to undress her!

ABOUT bottom friend brags to another:
- You know, only Vasya managed to awaken the woman in me!..
- Well, of course, with such an alarm clock!

WITH I'll soon get to the point where I'll throw coins into his bed so I can come back...

E If LIFE fucks me like that, it means I'm VERY sexy!

D and so that I come to you every day in a dream and don’t let you!

WITH The most arrogant creatures in the world are men! Where they came from is where they climb.

R I wanted to please my husband with a pie. I baked it. I tried it... I decided that I’d better go and please my husband with sex.

R A girl's ears should tremble from gifts, her legs from sex, and her heart from love!

E If a man in bed calls you by a different name, say that he didn’t guess correctly and that another participant is making it to the finals.

P Arnie - like a watch.... You have to wind it every time!

H The more you have sex with your wife, the less your wife has sex with your brain

AND women imitate orgasm. The men moved on. They imitate relationships.

N I saw my neighbor’s bed creaking... Just a minute... Serves her right!

M Dear ladies, remember that “a week without sex” can easily turn into “Oh, the guy has been gone for six months.”

D Girls have sex as much as they want, and guys - as much as they give

E he’s not interested in the size of my breasts, it doesn’t matter to him whether I’ve had sex or how many partners I’ve had, he just asks me to dress warmer when going out, and every time I meet him he brings me chocolate.

M Men love beautiful and inaccessible people. I'll go put on my makeup and lock myself in the safe...

U My husband and I have such a difference in weight that when I read the Kama Sutra, he reads prayers...

F times: “Come to my place and let’s watch a movie,” he forces the girls to shave their legs...

N and on a women’s forum: “My husband and I had a fight, but he continues to give me cunnilingus every day. Can we consider him to be sucking up?”

AND the fluid immersed in the body will go to school in seven years.

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There is a cherished line in the closeness of people, love and passion cannot cross it...

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You don't have a girlfriend! You can feel it. Being close to a woman leaves an imprint on a man. And you don't have it...

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Proximity is not the elimination of distance, but its overcoming.

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Your Soul is CLOSE to My Soul!!!

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Closeness to a person is determined by how much you can shit on him without getting kicked.

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I will be near. Although I won’t show that I care about your life, your downfalls and joys, so as not to upset your closeness with the person you want to see next to you. I'll always be there

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Love your neighbor at any distance, and it will begin to shrink.

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There are closenesses that cannot be broken. Sewn tightly. Like Levi's jeans.

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Refined pleasure is not just intimacy. Touching tenderness, awakening sensuality... erotic, slow dance.

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A night spent together brings us closer together. Sex has nothing to do with it.

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Close souls grow together. And if a person is truly close and dear to you, you will never hurt him, because his pain will immediately become your own.

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I believe you are sincerely sad and do not hide your melancholy. We did not become close to each other, although we were so close.

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Wine gives the illusion of joy, and sex gives the illusion of intimacy...

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Sometimes you want to be closer than just “next to”...

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“Physical intimacy is always a change of appearance: a man can become huge, like a tree, like a column; the woman, on the contrary, seems to go into infinity, folding space and time within herself. »

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Looking into someone else's soul is dangerous. This is getting too close. Trust is too much responsibility.

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Sexual intimacy can only be compared to music and prayer.

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Close is not the one who is nearby, but the one to whom the soul is drawn...

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Everyone wants to be with a person who will be easy to be with.

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Heaven is when you are in love and the love never grows cold. And the feeling of closeness never stops. Heaven is feeling close...

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Is intimacy good for human health?

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“What is the most important thing in any life we ​​choose? – I thought. – Can it all be so simple and come down to intimacy with the one we love? »

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In passion-love, perfect happiness lies not so much in intimacy as in the final step.

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The opposite of loneliness is not living together, but spiritual closeness.

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The closer people are, the fewer words are needed.

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I appreciate smart people, respect the brave, admire the talented, admire the beautiful... And I love my own!

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A woman is like a bullet with a displaced center of gravity: it hits the eye, passes through the heart and exits sideways through the pocket.

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I've been looking for so long for that hand that I could hold.

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Sometimes it seems like I don't even need air. I breathe the warmth of your body, I breathe you...

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A hut where they laugh is worth more than a palace where they cry.

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For a man, a moment of intimacy is important, for a woman - a feeling of infinity of intimacy. It's good when these moments add up to infinity...

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Intimacy reveals the secrets of other people's souls...

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In his previous environment, no one was particularly embarrassed if boys and girls sought intimacy, conquered each other with kisses and caresses

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If both want the same thing, then they have a chance to become closer to each other!

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People associate too much with intimacy, when real intimacy is deeper. She is in a gentle touch, in a calm look and even breathing nearby.

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Sexual pleasure with a partner does not always imply intimacy, but intimacy with a person is not always pleasure...

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Being truly close to your loved one is not just about being sincere...
... This is when you can tell him at any moment what you are thinking about now... without a shadow of fear or doubt!

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Probably, no intimacy in the world can compare with two glances that openly and decisively meet each other and never let go.

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Where? Show me where is this love? I can't see her, I can't touch her, I can't feel her. I hear it, I hear the words, but I have nothing to do with your easy words. Late.

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While you are young, you think that sex is the culmination of intimacy. Then you discover that this is hardly the beginning of it.

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It all starts with communication, if communication is interesting - friendship arises (a person for the soul), if friendship is pleasant - intimacy appears (a person for the body), if intimacy brings peace and satisfaction - a feeling comes (a person for life).

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True intimacy usually starts from afar.

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Close is not the one you can reach with your hand, but the one to whom the soul reaches out...

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Don't stand close to me, I'm a lioness, not a pussy.

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What difference does it make whether there is female friendship, male friendship or friendship between a man and a woman? It happens that without a person it’s impossible. And it doesn’t matter what gender or height you both are. Closeness of souls, that's what happens. The rest doesn't matter.

Statuses about intimacy


Many women believe that the man should take the initiative in any area of ​​the relationship. A lady's behavior should be like that of an unapproachable queen.

On the one hand, the approach is correct and corresponds to stereotypical ideas about relationships, but on the other hand, men with such ladies become bored.

Any man likes it when a lady starts flirting with him, but how to do this if your dear one constantly disappears at business meetings and business trips.

For this purpose, short SMS messages were invented that excite the imagination of a man at a distance.

Exciting SMS to a man in your own words

Most women who are inexperienced in sexual correspondence often make a common mistake - they try to overwhelm a man with vulgar messages.

Due to his assertive behavior, the young man does not know whether to continue communication further. Of course, there are men who love this behavior, but many representatives of the stronger sex prefer to keep the intrigue.

Home The girl’s task is to interest the guy and arouse interest in the person so that he instantly wants to be next to his beloved.

Therefore, it is better to start correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love in your own words. Next, it is recommended to move on to more explicit messages, supported by intimate photographs.

Examples of short phrases and mind-stirring SMS:

  1. Day all day long, thoughts about you do not leave my head. I dream of being close to you, hugging you tightly and kissing you passionately!
  2. Can't you imagine how much I miss you. It seems to me that your scent accompanies me everywhere.
  3. Now morning, but I'm looking forward to the evening with great impatience. I dream of relaxing my body as gently as I did yesterday.
  4. Going to I’m going to bed and can’t decide: to take off the cute black stockings that delicately fit my slender legs?

    Or don’t touch them - will you rush over and help pull them off? – a challenging phrase can be written at night.

  5. I wanted fall asleep, but it didn’t work out. I close my eyes and see your pumped up beautiful body: various vulgarities arise in my head.
  6. Want caress your body and enjoy passionate kisses.
  7. Come tonight if you want to see a sweet and long striptease performed by the priestess of love.
  8. Darling, let's take a shower together today? Me and you, and a minimum of clothes!
  9. Eat great idea to strap you to the bed and do whatever I want!
  10. Want see your naked body on a soft bed.
  11. Imagine me in my favorite black lace lingerie. I'll meet you like this today!
  12. When you caress my body, I go crazy. I have never met big, strong and gentle hands.
  13. So I want you so much that I’m going crazy now.
  14. Want at night to extend the pleasure that we started this morning.
  15. I'm now completely naked. It's boring at home and I'm alone.
  16. Darling, I was cooking your favorite dish, and I realized how much I missed you. I’ve already rented a Japanese schoolgirl costume and cognac – I’m waiting for it in the evening.
  17. I read it an article about how you can please a guy. Come and let's try it!
  18. Bought new underwear – a man’s assessment is needed.
  19. I decided I don’t want to wear clothes at home anymore – I’m waiting for a reaction.
  20. Today I signed up for yoga so I can touch my heels to my head – I think you don’t mind.

It is worth noting: the longer a couple is in a relationship, the more varied the words you will have to invent.

At the initial stage of meetings, a young man only has to imagine a girl without underwear - and he is ready to run to her.

Dirty SMS for a guy to cheer him up

To cheer up your loved one, you don’t have to call him every hour. It is enough to write depraved or vulgar SMS to the guy.

After reading the exciting text, he will immediately want to be next to his chosen one. Candid messages can be written in prose or poetry - it depends on the girl’s imagination.

Note! To lift your mood and not only that, you can reinforce the message with an erotic photograph - it will come in handy during a hard day at work.

The proposed short messages will delight your loved one, he will have a desire to do what is indicated in the text.

Don’t be surprised if the SMS is followed by a call with passionate words:

SMS Description
Don't worry, I can handle all your wishes Suitable if the guy should come to visit or when the husband returns home
If you need a sex slave, call! This SMS is optimal at the initial stage of dating, if both partners know why they are meeting
I feel very excited. I want to make love with you Suitable for married women, for girls who are in the role of a bride - a man is unlikely to refuse a tempting offer
I'm not in the mood for sex right now, but we can have it quickly and passionately Suitable as a good night wish if people live separately. The man will immediately want to come visit
I want him to hug me under my light robe Inviting words will make even a married husband pay attention to his wife
I’ll wear any erotic clothes you tell me! If experiments are constantly happening in a couple, it is worth trying to send this SMS
Maybe you want to take my virginity? I'm ready! The message should be sent after careful consideration of a serious decision
There are only thoughts in my head - to lie with you in a warm bed Suitable for new acquaintances and married couples
I want to see, hear and touch you An ambiguous message will help excite a guy's imagination
Rule over me, I want to submit to strong male hands Characterizes a woman as a passionate lover. Men are crazy about loving ladies

Carefully select messages if there was a minor quarrel the day before. Romantic correspondence and a delicious dinner combined with lovemaking will help you establish a connection.

Become available to the man you love, then he will be able to appreciate your feelings and continue a long, fascinating conversation in the bedroom.

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